HOLY FUCK

I haven't written a blog in like forever. Sorry, bud. <3

Anyways, Brett Loader joined the deli team. Kiiinda annoying, but whatever. Sickest mind on the planet. D: I made him do EVERYTHING today pretty much. Lawl. I'm a cruel, cruel man.

Yeah. Keira is gone for like 2 weeks in a few days. SUPA BUMMED. Gonna have to blog more often. And tell more personal shit! Ahhh!

Dad was gone for a week. It was great. Coulda been better if chris actually came, but whatever. Ashleigh and Sarah came over saturday instead and we ate pizza and juice, and did our poster! Which I still have to glue together. :)

Got really baked the last couple of nights and played wow and loud music. Fuck I love wow. I'm hitting level 80 within the next couple of days!


Ew keira just told me she was in love with crank dat by soulja boy. Respect = 0.

Maybe 5.



I love porn! I got a prepaid credit card today. Guess what I bought with it! =D


Hail to the king, baby.
Newwww semester. Means more working out thanks to my day to day contact with mr mcnab. Fuckkk. I want red's body. But I also wanna be lazy at the same time. I WANT FAIRY GOD PARENTS. That would make life so much easier. My top 10 wishes.


1. Mom didn't die
2. I had a killer bod without even trying
3. Anyone who I wanted to have sex with also wanted to have sex with me
4. Gizmo would live forever
5. World peace!
6. I could automatically get any song on the planet onto my ipod
7. No more depression. Unless it is for songwriting. Otherwise, bleh.
8. I could write amazing songs
9. I could play pro violin
10. I could play pro piano.

<3

Yeah. So, I ignored the blog for like an hour cause i had to do homework. Almost fell asleep, too! I think I have ADD. Lol.


I'm pretty pumped for social tomorrow. I love social so much. I want more debates though. We need a debate club at our school. You know why? Cause I love arguing. Gawd. I could go on about everything for EVER! I'm a much better arguer than a storyteller. Once I get a good point, that is. Vali arguments = life. Dad doesn't recognize this. Poophead. (coughinternetcough)

I love what happens when I do something wrong and my dad comes and tells me and then it ends up that its his fault I'm doing it. Like, I was doing hw at 11:30 and he's like, do you have any idea what time it is? I say yeah, but I was doing english hw before, and i was working on this poster all yesterday at sarahs. I couldn't finish it at sarahs cause i didn't have a ride and her parents were leaving the next day. Lawl. Pwned.

Listening to live your life right now. Anyways, song of the day today? "

"On the Sly" by Metric


Wipe it up you're capable
Of putting back
A few when you have to
Memorize the history
Of your body like a virgin
Ladies night, Eighties night
The kids get high and eat TV
So do we, for Halloween
I want to be Lenny Bruce

I want them to hate
I want them to hate
I want them to hate
I want them to hate me
So you can love me on the sly

My old flame broke the twelve bar blues
Just to prove he could
He pays the airline DJ's now
He is everywhere

I want them to hate
I want them to hate
I want them to hate
I don't feel so far away from you lately
Love me on the sly

Fill me in on horrible
How much is there
Where else can I live
The dirty sugar factory
On the water, on the water
Should smell sweet

I want them to hate me
I want them to hate me
I don't feel so far away from you lately
Love me on the sly

I want them to hate me
I want them to hate me
I don't feel so far away from you lately
Love me on the sly

I want them to hate me
I want them to hate me
I don't feel so far away from you lately
Love me on the sly



Ta-ta!