H-h-h-hooollly jeebers!

I have NOT written a blog in hella long time! Keira inspired me.

Dad & Julie are out at some robbie burns day thing today. Jealous. No haggis for me D:. <- weird face.

Made some perogies and used some of the ultra special sauce my dad made instead of ranch sauce. It was really good. I had like, 12 perogies. Bleh.

Oh, have I mentioned that I FUCKING LOVE REESE PUFFS. Holy shit. They are the fucking bees knees, man. Dad never buys me any, so I bought myself some. Along with some vanilla earl grey tea. And some shampoo and skin care products! =D

So, I hung out with Jess and Sarah on Thursday, after the science exam, which I don't think I did THAT bad on, just not like, 80%. Dad is gonna be disappointed in me. Ohh well! What can ya do.

Anyways, I found out a lot about Jess that I didn't know before. A) She has decent taste in music, not gonna lie. Minus A7x. B) She likes video games, and good ones too. Oh well. Too bad about that.

Anyways, so, Dad and I had to drive her home, and holy fuck. We were talking about Warren for some reason in the car, and this is what she says. "Yeah, Warren seems pretty cool, but I've only talked to him a couple times, and they were when he was really really drunk."

Right in front of my dad. I'm like. -_-* Jess, common. Luckily Dad didn't say anything. At all. Phew.

Hokay, I lost some of my faith in humanity yesterday. Do you know why?

At work, these 3 people come in. Two chicks who are either best friends or sisters, I dunno, and one of their boyfriend's come in and are acting like total dumbasses in the store. I glanced at them a couple times. Whatever. And then the two girls come to the deli counter. This was our convo.

Me: "Hi, what can I get for you?"
Girl 1: "Can I get 100 grams of the turkey breast?"
Me: "Sure, smoked or regular?"
Girl 2: "The one that says turkey breast."
Girl 1: "hahahaha"
Me: *gets the meat, goes to the slicer, turns around* "Sorry, how much of that would you like?"
Girl 1: "ONE. HUNDRED. GRAMS." In a voice that sounded like she thought I was completely fucking retarded.
Girl 2: "hahahah"

That just made me so mad.I cut her 50 grams and spit in the turkey. Have fun with your turkey, bitch!

Oh speaking of work, Suzanne is gonna talk to me tomorrow. Anja said she's thinking of firing me soon. She's not going to fire me now, obvs, cause that would just be RETARDED on her part cause Anja is leaving soon and I'm the only one who can work friday nights. Lawl. Not looking forward to it, though. Those talks always make me feel awkward & give me butterflies.


Song of the day: "Sweet Ballad by Munchausen by Proxy"

Got nothing to prove, I'm not your whore.
You're gonna lose. Cause I've got more
Not sure you can endure

i'm not your little, i'm not your little, i'm not your little whore
(whore whore whore)
I'm not your late night night booty call
(whore no more)
Don't call me past 11pm it wont happen again
(whore, whore, whore)
I'm not your late night booty call
(whore no more)
Don't call me past 11pm it wont happen again


Like a scab that won't heal just another sore
Lost face in the crowd such a lonely bore

Dont call me past 11pm it ownt happen again
It happened once it happened twice it happened three times maybe four times maybe 5 times maybe, maybe maybe it happened 6 times, but no more than seven times no no no nono nee no no
(whore, whore, whore)
not your late night night booty call
(whore no more)
Don't call me past 11pm it wont happen again
(whore, whore, whore)
Not your late night booty call
(whore no more)
Dont call me past 11pm it wont happen again


You can call me at 10 59 but dont call me at 11 cause thats my rule... now...